Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
Happy unbirthday to u
(via icantrememberwho-iam)
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
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(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
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(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Just a little experiment.
Too many fuckin notes..
I started way before i was 18, so….
(via icantrememberwho-iam)
it’s okay if you don’t notice me… no one does. i hardly even notice myself.
seriously this AP World test is going to be my death.. I’ve already pre-ordered my casket to arrive outside the testing room Thursday after the test so i’ll just hop in holla
That’s the spirit
(via ayeeeitsjasmine)
I HATE WHEN BOYS ARE SAD BECAUSE THEY COULD BE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN BUT THEY STILL TRY TO BE TOUGH AND MANLY AND I JUST WANT TO HOLD THEM AND RUB THEIR BACK
(via youloveallyourlife)
