jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

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puffinmuffin:

aeon-fux:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird

Moses didn’t tweet the ten commandments either but I’m fairly certain that’s because javascript isn’t supported on stone tablets.
candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.
weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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i may be ugly but at least 
nevermind my personality sucks too

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

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pixiekristoff:

 Do you quarrel, sir? 

Quarrel, sir? NoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , sir.

(Source: allotherfairiesfly, via the-annetagonist)


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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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averypottermormon:

queenofanimeandrainbows:

queenabaddone:

WHO LIVES IN THE US AND IS TOTALLY FREE

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(AMERICANS)

RED WHITE AND BLUE AND STAR-STRIPED ARE WE

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(AMERICANS)

IF LIBERATED NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH

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(AMERICANS)

THEN DUMP ALL YOUR TEA AND ADMIT FRIES ARE NOT CHIPS

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(AMERICANS)

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AMERICANS

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AMERICANS

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AMERICANS

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AMEEEEEEEEERRRRRIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSS

*freedom whistle*

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America in a nutshell

as an American I can verify this is true

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